Diss kiss

A diss kiss occurs when you insult someone then kiss them before they have a chance to reply.

Sam: I think the recent evidence shows we all come from Neanderthals.

Pam: I think you're full of shit. {kisses Sam}

Sam: But- {kissed}
Tam: Damn, Sam, you got a diss kiss

by Rumpoleisdead May 22, 2010

kiss diss

The act of turning one's head when another is approaching for a kiss on the lips.

Dude, after i walked her to her door, i leaned in to make my move, and she totally kiss dissed me!

by thamc November 10, 2010

kiss & diss

1. (noun) Rebound

2. (verb) To make out with someone and then ignore him/her the next day, treating the person like a rebound.

1. I need a kiss & diss before I start crying over my break up again !

2. That guy's too hott to just kiss & diss.

by lmaomuch September 21, 2009