Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:
Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks
If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks
If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!
Emily: IKR!
Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!
Emily: IKR!
Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!
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A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"
"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
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"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."
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Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:
JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!
Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.
Example 2:
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: YOU SUCK!
Judge: You're out of line.
Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!
Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!
Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.
Example 2:
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: YOU SUCK!
Judge: You're out of line.
Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!
Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
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