discobobulated

A misspelling of the word discombobulated.

Discobobulated is discombobulated said by someone with a bad cold.

by babaloulou November 16, 2003

discumbobulated

The confusion that sets in when ready to cum and wondering where to do it because of concern of how it will be received.

After pissing him/her off when I came in his/her hair, I became suddenly discumbobulated with where to drop my load.

by Mezcalmyopic68 April 11, 2008

discombobulated

Not understanding the situation. When ones head is in the clouds and one acts oblivious.

I ask a friend to to give me his take on a situation he should be familiar with, and he doesn't comprehend or acts like he has no idea what I'm talking about.

by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

discumbobulation

The last minute confusion before male orgasm. Confronted with the hard (boner-like) decision to cum in her pussy or pull out and bukkake on her face.

Dude! I totally had a discumbobulation moment last night when I jizzed in Brittney's pussy instead of pulling out and spraying my love all over her face. I think she's preggers :'(

by EVEN BIGGER D April 3, 2014

Discumbobulate

To Discumbobulate, to break apart (Past tense: Discumbobulated
plural: Discumbobulatii)

He ran up to him and discumbobulated him

by Deefunx November 14, 2005

discombobulation

a state of utter confusion and craziness.

the accident scene was a discombobulated collection of twisted metal and shards of glass.

by celia May 8, 2003

disembobulate

To expell siemen onto another object, usually a person. ejaculatejizcumdickspit

WTF?! You just disembobulated all over my face!

by AJscrazysick January 19, 2008