dirty - sanchez

when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha

yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez

by maxxyboy May 22, 2008

Dirty Sanchez

The English version of Jackass. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.

Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?'

Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.

Boy: But, but, it's-

Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-

by Alib8000 January 06, 2009

dirty sanchez

an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.

I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.

by the gringo July 21, 2003

Dirty Sanchez

Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.

The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.

by badass143 February 06, 2010

dirty sanchez

A "dirty sanchez" is when you see someone who looks like they are dressed up as a mexican for halloween, but then you get closer. Then you smell something and realize it might be poo poo, or gushie. It's so gross you feel like throwing up. Some people call it dirty sanchez, some people call it stinky stevie, but it's a poop mustache...a painted poop mustache. GROSS!

I almost threw up when I realized Lomita had a poop mustache, known as a dirty sanchez, that I could actually smell when talking to her.

by Grossed OUT July 25, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

When a man is having anal intercourse with a woman, and pulls his dick out of her ass and has shit on it. Then, he slowly drags his dick over her upper lip and leaves behind shit that resembles Pedro's mustache.

"God damn, her asshole was so dirty that I pulled my dick out and gave her a Dirty Sanchez."

by Tri fold March 05, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

Whenn a girl sucks yourdick after having anal sex

I gave her a dirty sanchez last night

by bandana darren February 17, 2019