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Digletting

The act of needing to defecate so bad that fecal matter actually peaks out of the anus much like the pokémon Diglett does when he peaks his head out of a hole. It can be spontaneous as well.

It usually happens at social events or in places where a bathroom is not readily available.

To dugtrio is when the same event occurs but with three turds peaking at once.

It can be extremely painful if constipated, as well as humiliating.

Can cause unwanted stains.
I was at this expensive restaurant the other day with this super gorgeous chick when I felt a wambling in my stomach, followed by a sharp pain in my anus. I got up to go to the restroom and realized I was totally digletting.

Bob was desperately waiting to go to the restroom after eating 5 bowls of chili when he realized that he had just digletted his pants.

So I find myself in a white suit at an exclusive party. Then a gust of freezing air hits me and I lose control of my bowels, which caused me to diglet.
by El Ffawfrans May 6, 2013
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Diplet

Name for which you yell at someone when they deliberately cut you off on the road.
You fucking diplet learn to fucking drive!
by Zach Seymor December 28, 2010
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Diglett manuever

A lacrosse manuever where you throw the ball on the ground and continuelly kick the ball until it gets into the goal. All the while screaming diglett manuever so everyone knows what is going on.
Lacrosse Player: DIGLETT MANUEVER!!!!!!

Coach: I told him never to use that.

Ref: GOOOOOOOALLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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diblet

A small crumb of food or a piece of lint.
Whenever he has a snack, he leaves diblets all over the floor.
by LionI September 30, 2010
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Quandalious Dingleton

Uncle of Quandale Dingle;Ofter refered as "Goofy Ahh Uncle"
QD:My goofy ahh Uncle Quandalious Dingleton offered me head!I accepted!
by Mega Twerker August 21, 2022
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Digler

A term used for crazy Second Life avatars that go through bi-polar cycles of loving and hating the same women..
Natasha: OMG this guy won't stop IMing me telling me he's his tru luv and that he'd die without me.

Jen: SMH.. its a DIGLER
by jenpieck January 11, 2009
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Dilettard

A portmanteau of dilettante and retard. Those *lovely* men and women who flit from one job to the next, never really doing a single one well, but determined to find their "true calling in life." often while being supported by mom & dad or a rich husband. Always very determined in their interviews, this breed starts to lose enthusiasm as soon as a task can't be easily completed or is too boring or beneath them.
Jane, the new girl, keeps talking about her wedding instead of finishing that project. She's such a dilettard.
by lomassi December 11, 2008
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