peach dicker

When A guy sticks his errect penis in a peach.

Harry Stephenson is a peach dicker on school nights when he doesn't get that middle school pussy

by Yafavcatlady January 09, 2017

Maw Dicker

A redneck country-music-lovin piece of shit inclined to fucking his own mother.

Cletus is a rednecked country music lovin piece of shit inclined to fuck his mother.

Yep, he's one ugly maw dicker

by mawdicker November 10, 2009

Com Dicker

Someone who constantly gets on your nerves or judges you for what you look like or what you believe in.

Chloe: Ugh you are so ugly! Look at your hair, and you're a Muslim! Ugh!
Myah: Stop being such a Com Dicker.

by QWERTYASDF November 24, 2014

Window Dicker

a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker

stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old

by EarthYak31 October 29, 2019

Dicker Licker

a really scabby/mean or stupid person. (like a teacher) or someone who acts like a suck up to grown ups like parents and teachers

boy: you fat bitch! you so ugly!

girl 1: what a fucking dicker licker.
girl 2: tell me about it!

by irishpixie September 27, 2009

mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

Double Dicker

When a guy sticks his dick in two girls or guy's at the same time

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2018