DickDog

Mythological beast of South-Western North American lore. It has the body of a domestic dog with a dog's head in the place of genitalia, and a massive human phallus for a head. Legends state that these lonesome creatures led Paul Bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. They are docile, but spit when threatened.

Legend says this here Prarie's home t' the dickdawg. Ye'd be better off waitin' fer sunrise er load yer horse up with tissue paper, stranger.

The dickdog howls in the distance....

by Señor Piñor May 29, 2014

dickdog

smug heterosexual alphamale

the weekend club is filled with dickdogs, i hate to go there

by Matthew Connors July 6, 2007

dickdog

where the penis enters a womans vagina and leaves her mouth then entering another woman.

last night me and shela got dickdoged

by hickhickhickdickvag February 24, 2011

dickdog

Used to describe someone who's nose looks like a dick, while their face looks like a dog's.

Man, I've never told you this before, but you are one hell of a dickdog!

by Will May 21, 2004