divorce

The follow-up to 50% of american marriages.

"My mom got her 2nd divorce today"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Australian divorce

(n) A simple but effective method for breaking up with a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse.

To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.

Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.

The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.

Guy #1: Janet divorced me.

Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?

Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.

Guy #3: Janet's single?

by Vooch June 18, 2010

detroit divorce

When you catch your woman cheating on you and you kill her lover, her then yourself.

He was so distraught when he caught his wife cheating on him, he ended it via a Detroit Divorce - shooting both his wife and her lover then turning the gun on himself.

by CrayzeeGuy February 16, 2004

Howie Divorce

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.

My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.

by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020

connecticut divorce

Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.

Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.

by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008

Divorce

1) To separate or depart from.

2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.

3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.

1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.

2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...

3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.

by Axiomatic June 25, 2009

friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.

He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.

by madamemma May 30, 2006