Devyn, A changed man

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.

Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/

by halo lowis May 31, 2022

Matt demon

The demon that haunts your house and its name is matt damon.

Oh no, its a Matt demon

by s10thz October 30, 2017

Exorcising a Mud Demon

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.

Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!

Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?

Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.

Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!

Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.

by badfish stylee January 10, 2010

minge demon

Relating to the genatalia of a chav hore or other dirty girl whos legs are too often wide open. The minge demon lives inside of the minge giving a foul smelling residue that on occasion peers out of the gash attaching itself to the participating penis resulting in a strange burning sensation

Yesterday that filthy chav whore opened up her legs and the minge demon smiled at me before causing a nasty rash on my member

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005

ray gay maggot faggot semen demon

ray gay maggot faggot semen demon gape rape cum rum, fuck bum till numb(your sex slave)

your mom is such a ray gay maggot faggot semen demon

by cum.stain.stan April 28, 2022

meme demon

(n.) One who conjures up dank memes with excessive frequency.

"HEY! Nyigger. Shut that ASS up snek kek spaghett!! Cass ;) idy"
"Haha, David you're such a meme demon"

by dihoyminoy December 1, 2016

Meat Demon

A Meat Demon is the act of taking your girls favorite Icecream then warming it up slightly so you can fit your penis in the Icecream tub... Right after you get enough Icecream on your penis you violently fuck your girls face

Example:

Guy: Bae, you know what would make this night perfect?
Girl: What?
Guy: Head
Girl: You know what baby? I just don't feel like it
Guy: What if I give you a strawberry meat demon?
Girl: .... I'll get the Blue Bell

Liz: Sarah! I totally don't mind giving my guy head!
Sarah: Why? That's crazy!
Liz: He always gives me a chocolate meat demon ;)

by RedHeadSlayer May 13, 2014