deuce door

Commonly used to describe the asses of particularly attractive females, this term has been developed by an innovative group of retail managers checking out the asses of attractive customers. It could be considered a slang word for where one might want to put their genitalia during a sexual encounter.

"Did you see the deuce door on that girl?"
"Man, I would totally throw it in her deuce door!"

by HBros8246 August 9, 2009

deuce ex machina

For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.

Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.

"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"

"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."

Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.

by shizzinator March 31, 2010

Rockin' A Deuce

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

by SBD March 27, 2005

deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.

Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.

by mbc33 October 6, 2010

An Inconvienent Deuce

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.

Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.

by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012

Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013

morning deuce power hour

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.

The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.

by Word Llama October 8, 2008