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de gruchy

a person originating from a far off island in the middle of the english channel, de gruchy's are known for their brute strength, amazing charm and quite hairy legs (waxing nvr helps it, trust me!). de gruchy's are also known as the people who like to stay up late, can handle their drink and can write a poem while jogging backwards resiteing the song "hero" by foo fighters over and over in a loop.
a de gruchy can also be referred to as a person of great imagination, sometimes seeing through walls and also being able to do a head-stand for about 20 minutes before passing out.
sometimes a de gruchy can be recognised by their ability to look past insults and to never give them back cause they are better than that.
a de gruchy is not so known around the world as they are an endangered group of natives but can be found on isle of jersey.
to know a de gruchy is a privalige as they can be the most trusting people on earth and respect others, so long as they understand like joey from friends , that a de gruchy DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
"check it out, that guy/girl has the last name de gruchy, lets ask him/her for a drink"

" no, wait dont take his chip, he doesn't share food, he's a de gruchy"

" hey, de gruchy, can you resite a song backwards, say queens of stone age- go with the flow while writing a sonnet about joy ?"

"can we see your legs de gruchy?"
by dannyd35 April 29, 2012
mugGet the de gruchymug.

De-facebook

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Person One: You that bitch screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
by Johnny Prigs January 6, 2009
mugGet the De-facebookmug.

de geso

The sound of invading squid-girl
This beach will be mine, de geso.
by ikaanon May 18, 2011
mugGet the de gesomug.

de sando

a term used when things go wrong, particularly in the world of IT/networks.
to pull a "de sando"
"all the computers are off, we've been de sando'd"
by joker10001 January 20, 2010
mugGet the de sandomug.

des joke

A joke made by someone that literally no one laughs at.
That joke was a Des joke it fucking sucked
by Mr bonar DUI October 28, 2017
mugGet the des jokemug.

de stafford

de Stafford is a shit hole in Caterham full of dickheads. this shit hole could also be referred to as a school.
she comes from de stafford - what a shit hole
by luulaalii January 23, 2012
mugGet the de staffordmug.

de farto

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011
mugGet the de fartomug.

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