DERP

retarded and ugly

Trump is a derp

by therobloxpuss January 31, 2018

Derp

A word that means pretty much nothing. Something to say when there is nothing to say. It goes with the word Herp which is essentially the same thing.

Mayumi: Derp
Yuuma: I am going to make "derp" into a real word!
People watching: Herp Derp

by Mayumi Bloodraine July 13, 2012

derp

derp-Interjection

Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.

1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!

Jim after smoking weed:

"I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP

3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!

by DFreshalot September 28, 2011

derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

Derp

10. Something obvious.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: I love you, that's what. Derp! :P

by Inaia December 19, 2010

Derp

a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

by nyjets28 January 20, 2011

Derp

Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"

is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

by Courtney_Elizabeth2013 February 27, 2012