data rape

Using a persons data without consent.. aka fucking them over by misusing their personal data in a way that was not consensual. Often accomplished with droofies (see droofies).

You: "WTF Facebook!?!"

Friend: "What ?"

You: "All I remember is last night I went to bed and no one could see my personal info on my facebook profile, and then this morning I woke and everyone could see my birthdate, social security number, credit card info .. AND my asshole hurts."

Friend: "Dude.. you must have been data raped by Facebook. I bet they slipped you a droofie."

by justlikealltherest July 24, 2011

Data Scientist

A desperate attempt to make "statistician" sound sexy.

Girl: What do you work with?
Statistician: I'm a data scientist
Statistician: Eh, ok.. See you later right?

by Hkan September 9, 2016

Data plan

A thing that doesn't let you watch YouTube or check Instagram at all because your on a family share plan and you only get a gig, or you have really slow service and one website uses up like half your data

I can't check any of my posts because of my stupid data plan!!!

by That guy d0wn the street July 7, 2015

data daddy

When a man (typically older or wealthy ) pays for your WiFi ,consoles ,phone minutes , devices

My data daddy paid for my live this month and my WiFi

by Bloodymary&me May 7, 2018

Data Rot

Data degraded or no longer readable because of media wear or hardware no longer viable.

Those reel to reel tape are over 10 years old. We no longer have the equipment to read them. Someone should have put the data on a disk instead of letting it go to Data Rot.

by Robert A. August 12, 2004

Data Dump

Dumping all the information from a class onto the test. Then forgetting when finished with the test or class.

John data dump on his psychology test yesterday.

by Kutie butt kerdoodle April 8, 2013

data nerd

When a person is into data to the point of a sexual fetish. Alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.

A: "Here we've got the incidence of the word "photon" in science articles over the course of history."
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.

by tautologist August 5, 2016