patricia daphne

a human (although you can’t tell because of how huge they are and how different they look in real life) equivalent of a 3-hour voice note no one asked for. talks like she’s narrating her own netflix documentary — tragically, no one’s watching

person 1: my neighbor with the most beadiest looking eyes you’ve ever seen somehow knows i’m expecting because she’s nosy, and told everyone before i could
person 2: oh really? i’ve got one of those too
person 1: yeah?

person 2: yeah, she’s such a patricia daphne
person 1: no way, that’s my nosy neighbor’s name too!

by themosthonestpeopleintheworld July 21, 2025

Daphne

A person who is always late, loves math class, is into pedophiles, and is absolutely horrible at school.

DAPHNE YOUR LATE!

by ThePurpleHippo February 13, 2022

Daphnee

Goofy with everyone, shy, cute asf. Is a bitch when pissed. Hot, and has nice blue eyes, gorgeous shorty.. most guys would like to get to know her. She a beaut.

Damn Daphnee is hotttt

by Papiinyopants April 10, 2018

Daphne

Daphne usually found at 3 am downtown sucking off a truck driver for $20. Daphne loves getting rammed by BBC. That's what happens when you have 6 kids before you graduate high school. Lives in trailer parks and works with carnival clowns. She'll swallow for a quarter. Has fucked up teeth and can't be trusted

Daphne is a crack whore

by BiggieKyle October 20, 2018

Daphne

Daphne is a person who could run 19mph effortlessly, no one knows how fast she could run.

Every second you're not running, Daphne gets closer.

by greenstuffinleaves April 16, 2022

Daphne

The biggest version of a chicken head… known for doing bird activities with her friends…

Wow there go that Daphne with that new nigga

by Youngin 98 November 22, 2021

Daphne

A gal who makes the best of everything wherever the winds take her. She feels like she wouldn't live long. She's all empty. Yet very loud. Like an empty can.
She craves love, as we all do. She wishes to be happy and free from everyone.

"Did you see daphne today? Isn't she a pocketful of sunshine?. Yet her eyes is very empty and full of woe."

by Diet_Mountain_Dew April 7, 2023