DALTON

SOMEONE WHO DRIVES A CUMMINS AND IS TO SCARED TO TURN TO THE DARKSIDE, WHOS MORMON BUT STILL DRINKS TAKES WIENERS IN THE ASS AND LOVES TO GIVE BLACK GUYS Head

dalton stop sucking that penis

by HAHAGOTCHABITCH June 9, 2020

Dalton

Dalton's my bro, he's crazy, a simp though. they spend most of their time with their girlfriend. their soulmate is either named Lindsey or their name starts with an A. it crazy how loving and cuddly they can be around their girlfriend but everywhere else they want to beat people who mess with her up. other than that he's a pretty chill dude.

dalton's such a simp.

by weirdooooooo September 21, 2020

Dalton

Some kid who plays too many mobile games.

Dalton's been playing PUBG Mobile for four months straight.

by ryaltheamazing February 28, 2019

Daltonism

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021

Dalton

Dalton is perfect. He is soft and kind, but strong and courageous. He is quite, which is a breath of fresh air compared to the screaming and egotistic assholes that seem to be everywhere. His swoon worthy blue eyes compliment his big and genuine smile. His brown hair is curly. He is extremely kind and will do anything for those he loves. He’s not an instigator of conflict, but will not back down from defending someone. He’s thoughtful and sweet. He’s perfect.

I never should have let Dalton go. He’s everything I’ve ever looked for.

by I’m sorry and I miss you December 29, 2019

The Dalton

A sign of dominance when the girl kisses only the tip of the penis. it is of the utmost importance no sucking or tongue is involved.

Girl 1: what did you get on that test?
Girl 2: well i had a D but i gave him the Dalton and he changed it to an A

by hotsteppinfool January 25, 2010

Dalton

Someone who has had sexual relations with 9 different women and when they have had relations with a 10th woman will celebrate because of this fact.

"My name is Dalton. I have had relations with 9 women and will celebrate when I have had relations with a 10th person/ mess"

by Makelele4 April 27, 2008