Hot Curle

The revengeful act of tricking your roomate into believing that you defecated on his chest. The act also requires a daily false statement for 4 months prior to the event notifying the victim that he will be defecated on. The hot curle requires that a few friends hold the victim down while warm oatmeal is applied to his chest. At the same time, someone must waft a container holding a piece of fecal matter (ex. wonton soup container) over the victim's nose to ensure he believes he has been deficated on.

The act first occured in March 2007 in Lexington, VA.

My roomate shaved my head for my birthday so I am going to give him a hot curle for his.

by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009

carlie

An amazing friend whos absoloutley gorgeous. Usually a brunette, and they're rich.

Person 1 - I just made a new friend in maths, her names Carlie
Person 2 - Dude! Get her to buy you a boat!

by yermawspen15 July 28, 2009

Curried

To get bombarded with many emails in a short amount of time

Man I just got curried, 6 emails arrived in 15 seconds!

by PlatformH October 2, 2008

Turd Curling

Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.

I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 15, 2008

curler

When you take a shit and it curls around the bowl in a "C" shape.

Damn, that's the third curler Erm took today. That Colonix shit he drinks must really work!

by zeusypoo October 24, 2009

Carlie

Someone who calls herself fat, but ironically compares herself to the bulemic, slutty, unhealthy bimbos she sees in high school--an action unhealthy in itself. Sexy orange hair the color of a warm, soothing campfire, grey eyes like the priciest, smoothest marble mixed with a diamond sparkle, extremely sweet to anyone and everyone, pretty well-known throughout the school, gamer, and an amazing friend. She also has amazing curves (especially up top), but that is the least important point (although a still great bonus). She is just sexy inside and out.

Nicknames: Elegance, perfection.

Rivals Stephen Hawking in intelligence, Aphrodite in beauty, Jesus Christ in kindness, and Gandhi in humility. Definitely the most real chic you will ever meet.

Holy hell, Carlie just walked by. I might blow a load in my pants.

by Picamon November 29, 2011

Tom Curley

while doing a girl in the ass there is some anal leakage and it gets stuck in your pubic hairs

Dude! I was doin large marge up the ass last night and she had a bad case of the shits and gave me one nasty tom curley.

by UDman05 May 6, 2009