critical acclaim

an awesome song by Avenged Sevenfold (a7x) that talks about how stupid americans can be.

Dude, critical acclaim is an awesome song.

by yourmommy1234 April 26, 2008

CrypticClandestine

A wonderful, sweet girl full of kindness and is very, very pretty. She works at Swirlyz as a Vice President, and she is so very kind, and everyone loves her. If you haven't met her yet, you should, because she's one of the kindest people on the planet. c:

"You're a jerk!"-someone "It's fine! I forgive you!" -CrypticClandestine

by Pokemon_GoYea April 2, 2020

Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

by Sqbany February 2, 2021

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.

by Ponyface March 15, 2009

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.

"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015

Cryptocel

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.

"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."

by Onehappytoker May 7, 2021