Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

by Marty.R August 5, 2010

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Croc-butter

(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

Ach! Eating at McDonald's wasn't a good idea!

Why not?

I can taste croc-butter!

by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007

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Croc Tan

The tan one gets after wearing crocs in the sun for an extended period of time.

Before wearing crocs, it is important to apply sunscreen to the feet, in order to avoid croc tan.

by Mrmcchicken July 6, 2011

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Slang term for the word “Fuck”! Derived from the term Sandle-Boot or western-Flip flop. Originating from a long conversation between some overworked, underpaid, caffeine fueled friends. Croc-Boot has quickly spread across the country as a favorite replacement for the word “Fuck”. It is set to become the theme of a whole generation.

Croc-Boot That!!

What the Croc-Boot are you doing?

Where the Croc-Boot are you going?
I have no Croc-boots to give!

by RummiTex September 10, 2022

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Croc Crap

When you sweat out in the summertime walking while wearing your Croc Shoez you might start to feel a little slippery and gooey/ crappy. When you look in the cr0c SHO3Z its a hot mess of dirt and sweat buildup from your dirty feet.

i was at the waterpark with my kids and my crocs got a case of croc crap. MAN when i got home they were so bad i had to POWWER WASH THEM.

by crocshoezprofessionalB March 13, 2009

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