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Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.
"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"
by CrispCock1/3 July 30, 2020
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crumb-crisp

Difficult, unrewarding, tough or nearly impossible to accomplish. Orson Welles did a commercial spot for frozen peas, during which he was required to say "crumb-crisp coating", at which he remarked, "ooh, that's tough."
Lois: How did the hedge-trimming go?
Nick: It was crumb-crisp, I'll tell you. I had the wrong sized blade and there were many biting flies. But I finished at last.
by Jan August 6, 2004
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Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for
Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG
by T2forever January 14, 2020
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crisp air

Crisp cool air , refreshing air, a wave of air that feels good.
Have you felt the crisp air today.
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Crisp Factor

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.

The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.

There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.

Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.

It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
by itsbusted September 14, 2014
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A crisp one

A $100 bill. Synonym of a bill.
How much does that cost?

That's gonna run you a crisp one.
by x-Psycho August 2, 2016
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Crisp NYC

A clothing brand from the hit HBO show "How To Make It In America".
Look at Kappo's Crisp NYC sweatshirt.

Jay-Z might be at the Crisp NYC Pop-Up shop.
by Kappo III October 18, 2011
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