Crisis

Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.

Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.

by nickgdb July 20, 2009

gay crisis

When you know you are in fact very gay, yet you still question your sexuality

"Yeah I had another gay crisis yesterday"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"

by Bihlover99 July 10, 2017

ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.

After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.

by splosion squad September 28, 2009

Bi Crisis

You've heard of gay panic, now get ready for Bi Crisis

Person A: I had a Bi Crisis whenever I watched Victorious because I had a crush on both Jade and Beck.
Person B: same.

by Don'tUseRealName August 4, 2019

quarter life crisis

A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).

When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.

by elle_gee January 22, 2011

Crissakes

exclamation

A contraction of "for Christ's sake".

That's enough drinking, for crissakes!

by nimrod7 July 3, 2009

Crisstian

The official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing Darren Criss. The members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of A Very Potter Musical. They frown upon people who only love Criss through Glee. The religion is quickly growing and encompassing such websites as Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, YouTube, and Myspace.

"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."

"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.

by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010