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Kickin' the Crib

action implying hating to wake up; a very needed sleep
When my alarm woke me up at 6:30 this morning, I was kickin' the crib.
by nero11 January 28, 2008
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crib notes

A small instrument used to aid in the art of cheating. It is generaly small peices of paper with answers to a test, or just notes on a specific topic.
Tips on Cheating:
-Do NOT write on yourself, it is impossable to hide if a teacher begins to question you.
-Make sure the crib notes can be easily destroyed. Try chewing gum and if a teacher becomes suspicious eat the peice of paper and they'll never know.
-Try printing off some crib notes in size 6 font about 4 inches wide by 1/2 inch long. Then acquire a small transparent pen, generaly those clear plastic BIC pens work the best. Simply roll up the paper around the tube of ink and slide it in. Voila you've created a crib sheet that is virtualy invisible to anyone who doesn't know where to look.
by Snowy_Duck September 30, 2005
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crib notes

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.
George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...
by cribnoteman April 22, 2014
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CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
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crib ass

(n) - a female who is shared with everyone and everybody gets to fuck
You see breezy right there, that's crib ass cuz it aint no fun if tha boyz cant have none.
by D Dot Spitz August 29, 2008
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Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”
by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018
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crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.
1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.
by Jikarta June 11, 2008
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