You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

Cretin

A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN

by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019

Cretin

a typically southern insensitve idiot, often a halfbreed. They have low intelligence.

That woman and her son look like cretins.

by JoodijjOODI May 14, 2018

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Cretin

A brainless human who is like a child and have 0IQ

Do we need a example if so you probably are a cretin

by Glode tnt March 31, 2020

cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard

person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”

by JDHartley May 25, 2023