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Cretin

A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?

Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?

David Goggins.
by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
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cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”
by JDHartley May 25, 2023
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cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”
by JDHartley May 25, 2023
mugGet the cretinmug.

Cretin

Victor: Salut! Ma numesc Victor!
Eu: Cretin...
by AlexEsuper January 12, 2022
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Cretin

Jordan broome is a cretin for stealing my ace
by Jordanthenonce59 October 24, 2020
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Hairy Cretin

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
by Holobalales June 1, 2024
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