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crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.
by Stanton R. April 23, 2008
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Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking
by Vitalik June 1, 2007
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crap show

A synonym for shit show, most often used by guys from Cincinnati when talking to girls living in South Africa.
I tried to buy a magazine at Barnes and Noble last night, but the place was crap show.
by NYC-to-SA October 22, 2007
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Crap Shoot

A person, place, or thing that is full of shit!
That place was a real crap shoot!
You ever seen the movie Jingle All The Way? What a Crap Shoot!
The Cops are crap shoot's. FTP!
by chuckmangioni February 9, 2010
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by griz April 17, 2004
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crap shack

a car that your rich parents (thats if your parents are rich or u dont have any) buy you a crappy car that looks like they found it in a shack.
man that kid driver a big ass crap shack
by El Daniel Moxley December 9, 2004
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