cornholed 

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

cornholed by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

iowa cornhole 

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

iowa cornhole by Markus TP May 25, 2009

Cornholery 

Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.

The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.

Cornholery by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011

eat my cornhole 

another term for kiss my ass

"If you don't like me, eat my cornhole."

eat my cornhole by Chris Crocker May 11, 2008

cornhole cooker 

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole

that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker

cornhole cooker by Paul Howarth January 26, 2009

crack your cornhole 

to fart; to emit flatulence

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?

crack your cornhole by James Cox September 24, 2006

cornholer 

The driving participant in anal sex.
The pitcher in an anal sex tournament.
Possibly both a hetero and homo sexual term.

Rod loves to give it to his lover in the backdoor -- he's such a cornholer.

cornholer by Joe Campanella December 3, 2003