commander in briefs

common name for exceptional male genitalia

sorry I have to go report to the commander in briefs

by commsnderinbriefs January 20, 2019

Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

CommandGeek Labs

A cruel hellish underworld of a Discord run by popular famous celebrity CommandGeek.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.

Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"

by Aqtc April 12, 2021

Winter Commando

Going outside in the dead of winter without a coat.

Guy1: "I can't find my coat"
Guy2: "Screw it, go winter commando!"

by Megan Leigh! December 28, 2005

Commando Sandal

When you're out of clean underwear and socks you go without them. You go commando sandal.

Peter forgot to do his laundry before going to prom, so he went commando sandal.

by ahoysteven July 6, 2012

Billy Corgan

an underrated guitarist that deserves much more credit than most of the artists that emerged from the 90's, he truly spoke his feelings and for that...i salute him

Hey, Billy Corgan needs more credit than what his already hardcore fans have given him.

by Afroasian August 5, 2005

billy corgan

created one of the best bands of all time- the smashing pumpkins, and is undoubtedly in the top three of the most AWESOME frontmen of the 90s. known to most as 'that really pale tall guy with no hair that plays a bitchin' guitar', billy is evidence that not all poets are dirt poor. if you havent heard this dude's songs, what the hell are you waiting for??!!

'billy corgan is so cool'

'i named my child billy and gave him a guitar and a superman top'

by awesome February 19, 2005