Corwin

This guy is literally him. Bro has ever hat known to man and has the best style you will ever see. Top hats, Fedoras, Trilbies, that one Sherlock Holmes hat, a British Desert Army Helmet, even a Toad hat (from the Mario franchise).

He’s also insane. This guy is extremely unpredictable. Tread with caution. Being a Ginger doesn’t help. Man has no soul.

Also, DO NOT let him cook.

Skill set: Intellect, Style, Charisma (kinda), Philosophy

Weaknesses: Cooking, Height (short), Ginger, Athletics, Patience

I heard Corwin has another new hat. This guy gets a new one every few weeks.

by Chrisper November 22, 2023

Corwin Hotshot

When a older man (preferably a "Corwin") cuts a slit in his dickhead and analy rapes a jewish infant. He then pulls out his shit-infested, yeast covered, and blood soaked little penis out of the infant's asshole and makes a hitler mustache on the childs face. He then proceeds to splooge shit, cum, blood, and yeast in one of the childs holes (This acts like a glaze or sauce to cover a uncooked chicken) and tosses it into an oven preheated to 2000 degrees and munches on it.

Bill got arrested for doing a Corwin Hotshot today.

by CivilGrant May 15, 2024

mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.

It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.

by Katarina47 June 10, 2016

scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.

The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.

by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020

Neuropenile coordination

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli

Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Neuropenile coordination

Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches

Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 14, 2021

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022