cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

by Yambalaja May 18, 2016

crooping

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

by alexaforev March 20, 2017

cooking mama phobia

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.

The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

by Aosjdbsab1245 December 2, 2018

Shelf cooking

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.

Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.

by GoodGoode January 2, 2010

copinglink

usually used by members of the otherkin and fictionkin community- its where you kin a character but strictly for coping reasons (usually as a result of mental illness etc)- so you don't believe you ARE or WERE that character- but still identify WITH them as a coping skill.

"one of my copinglinks is lee hooni from the manga s///ide boy!"

by ghoooost June 6, 2020