continentalism

Paradigm in which capitalism fools a country into fighting the most unwinnable wars first; before any feasible wars.

Also a racialist paradigm which recognizes only the discretic elements of scientific thought (elements of the periodic table etc.) and thus only recognizes only European contributions to history.

Adolf Hitler fashioned himself as an opponent of capitalism; but his invasion of Poland and Europe's Eastern Front indicates he was a capitalist under the purview of continentalism.

by flightfacilities December 18, 2021

Continental Breakfast

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.

CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Continental Grift

When a grift, scam, or con moves across continents.

I saw a financial scam in the US, but when I saw it again in Europe, it was continental grift.

by marketdoctor January 17, 2024

continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 28, 2017