costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


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"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009

Konstanza

A person who is knowlegeable about chocoloate. To the extreme.

Derived from the godess Konstanza from Aztec Mythology. She was famed for targetting gay men with a sweet tooth.

Claire: "Did you know that you need to buy 2242 bars of belgian chocolate to run up a £4000 debt?"

Catherine: "You're such a Konstanza! You better not let Fergus and Sean hear you talking about this!"

by condictio April 17, 2010

Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

constance bay

A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.

Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.

by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014

George Costanza syndrome

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.

Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.

by Zeus is the Lord October 28, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).

By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."

by IamIvan October 2, 2011

Costanza

a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.

"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"

by Brian Schiller October 6, 2006