by Raijin May 06, 2005
Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King
by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017
a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
Hym "You don't care about my consent. Single party consent laws exist. Do I need to consent to be recorded? Are we talking legal consent? Can a retard legally consent to his caregiver? So are we talking only about in the sexual landscape? And is THAT what this is about? Is assenting to the absence of care justification for you doing this to me? You want me to say 'I care about consent?' How about this I'll do what you're doing and care selectively. If it's Kendra, she doesn't need it and can get raped to death and go to rape he'll where she gets raped forever. If it's anyone you know or are fond of, their consent also doesn't matter. I don't care what happens to you. Ideally all of you kids get raped. And MY consent, I do care about. Do I consent to working in a retard group home where the women are fucking a retard instead of me? No. I'll sign paperwork stating IT ISN'T ALLOWED and everything. Anyone who does it can get raped. I don't care about their consent. If they are all going to fuck Taylor Swifts stalker I care care about their consent. If they are doing what YOU are doing I don't care about their consent. So, there. There you go. I care about consent now Matt. A lot. Selectively and conditionally. Which is the basis of ALL morality when you think about it. Or at least the enforcement of said morality."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.
by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023
Doesn't matter. You're taking an assumed risk. If you get into a car, you aren't consenting to get into an accident be you are (in fact) taking and assumed risk that could result in an accident.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023
you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH
by bruhhhh3b February 03, 2022