Coach Lowe

A white bald hot coach that watches anime and makes fun of Jews and Germanys

Doesn't Coach Lowe look just like J mac

by EDP445 and Morin May 14, 2021

Coach Thiccbanks

A mean coach that is thicc and has a pimp chain

Damn Coach Thiccbanks look at that Pimp chain

by 📱🍵 February 12, 2020

Coach Z

One of the funniest character on Homestarrunner.com.

"I guess I'm just not cut out to say the word 'Jorb':("

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.

Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.

by YAWA May 23, 2018

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

We on Coach

If something is good.

'Ipswich Town beat Norwich City in title decider'

Man to friends - Oi Boys, we on coach!

by ronnybell May 16, 2010

Coach Nicholson

A thicc science teacher. Who likes boys and toes. He will lock you in his duengon if u don’t give him toe jobs.

Little boy: uh oh I have coach Nicholson’s class my toes are in trouble

by CreamyToes69 December 16, 2019