The Club Penguin Snowball Fight 

the act of ejaculating inside the condom during intercourse and freezing it in the freezer and then inserting said condom filled semen into a female's sex organs

Hey, my girl and I tried the Club Penguin snowball fight. It was ice cold, man!

The Club Penguin Snowball Fight by clubpenguincargle September 12, 2017

typical day on club penguin 

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

typical day on club penguin by Disvan September 26, 2010

Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force 

The funniest rip on TimmyTurnersGrandDad, I loved that obscure reference!

At 0:00, the melody changes to the TimmyTurnersGrandDad rip "Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force".

Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force by Guyfromtotaldrama November 18, 2021

New Club Penguin

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2020 by former staff members of the infamous Club Penguin Online. It became the most popular revival of the classic MMO following the 2022 closure of Club Penguin Rewritten. The game is known for its bugs and large amount of ads resulting in poor performance, and questionable additions of new content instead of fixing these issues.

Card-Jitsu Fire is broken and unplayable in New Club Penguin, but apparently the developers would rather shoehorn pride flags into a 20-year-old children's game than fix bugs.

New Club Penguin by CtrlAlt_Games October 20, 2024

Doritos of Club Penguin 

A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.

Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.

Doritos of Club Penguin by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020

Water Vikings of Club Penguin 

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur

“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”

Water Vikings of Club Penguin by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 26, 2025

Clubpenguin 

1. A site where you go and kick the little kids' asses in sled racing

Man! i just pwned all the little kids in ClubPenguin!

Clubpenguin by WorstCaseSenario April 17, 2010