Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

Clegnut

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

by Byroncel May 3, 2009

Clee

A man with a very large penis in which attracting girls, athletic, smart, and kickass at times.
*Girl Info Unkown*
The usaul term for a weapon in medevil time period.

Wow im such a Clee
*Girl Info Unkown*
FIRE THE CLEE!

by Jacked Offness May 20, 2008

cleg

the pieces of shit that are stuck to ones arsehole haires as a result of bad arse wiping.

Shit there shit stuck on my arse. Shut up you cleg

by gangsta-rapper-antonio June 22, 2005

cheegro

developed in about the same time as rush hour was set. A cheegro is the child of a chinese man and a negro woman, generally displaying the traits of both cultures

1. Did you see that cheegro back there, man she was fly
2. Densel Ho, turn your system off while you eat your stir fry!

by gronk July 29, 2004

cleag

is the plural tense of clig, which means dirty pubes.

it is a VERB.

calling someone this is very dirty and is someone destructive

kayla and ellisa ran up to sabrina and said "girll you smell like cleag"

by boliopofo July 5, 2009

Clegane

To kill awesomely and without remorse. To brutally slash down and inflict carnage with an edged weapon.

Oh man that dude just got cleganed in the face.

by The Magic Cap November 16, 2014