Civic

One of the easiest cars to mod out, though it is not built or designed for that. A fuel efficient and light car. One of the best in its class, the Civic gets good gas mileage with lots of space. Many people downtalk the civic saying that it isn't powerful, rather than being a riceburner, it is a rice rocket. The civic is light with the power that it does have and can pick up speed quite fast when not weighted down.

I bought a Civic for its great gas mileage and reliability.

by Honda April 24, 2005

Civic

A car for people afraid of going *real* speeds (excess of 150mph). For contrapositive, see BMW.

"OMFG, would you please just *carry* that Civic piece of sh*t, it would be faster!"

by stockbimma March 14, 2004

Civic

Slang for a any small underpowered car that has a detrimental effect on traffic patterns due to the limitations of the vehicle.
see Chicken Chaser

There's two kind of cars: Those with eight or more cylinders and civics.

by JackieCollins November 5, 2007

Civic

A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.

Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!

by Andrew May 7, 2004

Civic

a word to substitute "shit" or "crap"

hey u piece of Civic!!

by davis October 6, 2004

Civic

The GAYEST of all gay cars. I'd rather put a muffler tip on a bicycle.

Guy 1: OMFG! My parents just bought my a new Civic EX!
Guy 2: <pulls out gun and kills guy 1> Thats nice.

by We will never give out your email address. March 16, 2005

laptop civic

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.

Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!

by therealdeemz May 30, 2021