The Curning Bunt

After gorging out on a huge 911 hot plate of wings, you get so piss drunk and forget to wash your hands. Later that night with your woman of the night, you start getting down and dirty. Shortly after proceeding to finger bang the shit out of her holes, she starts to scream in pain. Lesson to be learned is to wash those hot haberneros off your hands before foreplay!

I got a nasty text from the slut I was with last night. She was so pissed at me for fingerbanging her without washing the hot sauce off my hands. She said she I gave her the Curning Bunt for hours, I think she meant the burning cunt. Lol!

by jayklaw January 8, 2012

Churting

This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl

"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"

by Ri Queef July 28, 2008

churting

The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.

Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.

by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007

churnin butter

when a girl is on her back with her legs back feet by her head and the guy is standing over her dipping his dick in and out

what were u and mary doing last night? O just Churnin butter.

by Quentin r December 12, 2008

Chursing

Using a swear word while at a church, mosque, or any other religious building. Hell is often excluded from the list of swears due to the fact that it is used often in these places.

"Fuck this, I hate this lame-ass youth group"

"Hey, quit chursing and maybe I can sneak us out"

by The Ska Assassin October 19, 2008

Churping-chicks

The regurgitation of a small chicken. Usually occuring after a night in the more rural areas of England.

"Oh my god, check it out, that guy's churping-chicks!"

by Samuvel January 17, 2009

churding

While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.

Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.

by DewMe December 4, 2004