Chrust

The hardened/crusty layer that builds up on one's butthole after not maintaining cleanliness.

1. John's chrust was giving away a weird smell today on the bus.
2. I was going to eat Mary's ass, but I noticed her chrust and threw up on her.
3. Since I do not shower often, my mother recommends to use baby wipes after pooping so I do not form chrust.

by thecjcsoccer April 13, 2020

chousemas

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas

I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty

by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018

Chrushinutz

globules of feces sticking to the hair around the anus

You can pick my chrushinutz off your ass and keep them

by ChichoBicho May 2, 2021

barn chores

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.

"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."

by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

Jesus chords

The basic major and minor chord shapes, as generally played on an acoustic guitar. They are commonly referred to as the 'Jesus chords' simply because they make up the majority of Christian worship music. Singer/songwriters are also well-known for playing these chords frequently in their music.

A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.

Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major

Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)

I can kinda play guitar...well, I know the Jesus chords, at least.

by tenortoad July 18, 2012

Chruser

1: Abbreviation for CHRonic USER.
2: The webmaster of Zelaron.

Chris: Don't be such a Chruser.
Nick: You dare saying I have no life?
Chris: Come get me, punk!
Nick: I'll kick your butt, Chruser.
Chris: Newb.
Nick: j00h lam0r
Chris: Saunter off to wretchedness, insolent fool!

by Chruser September 21, 2003

fat wreck chords

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money

When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money

by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006