Chocolate

(CHAW-COH-LET)

1.A chick's best candy.
2.Your tongue's way of having sex.
3.A drug of the world because its very addictive.
4.A sweet piece of candy in the world that shuts little brats up who continuously scream about how they didn't get this, they didn't get that. Mommy...
5.Dark-skinned.

For a delicious surprise, learn to whipe your ass after you use the bathroom. The result is chocolate.

by Domino July 31, 2004

Chocolate

Your mouth's way of having an orgasm.

When I didn't have an orgasm during sex I popped out some chocolate and my mouth did the rest.

by tamtam27 November 12, 2010

Chocolate

The best food of heaven, earth, and hell.

Human: CHOCOLATE!
Jesus: CHOCOLATE!
Satan: CHOCOLATE!

by lexisan November 7, 2011

Chocolate

A substance that you rub on your skin to make you live forever

Come on you lazy Mary start rubbing me with that chocolate

by SUMFURRYTHING May 13, 2021

chocolate in, chocolate out

The new answer to life and all things. No matter what the situation is, good or bad, this works.

What happened at the weekly meeting?
chocolate in, chocolate out

Did she give you a good BJ?
chocolate in, chocolate out

What do you want on the pizza?
chocolate in, chocolate out

Did you get VD from Sarah?
chocolate in, chocolate out

What do you want to do tonight?
chocolate in, chocolate out

Baby, I want to chocolate in, chocolate out you all night.

by TechDude1 February 4, 2009

chocolate chocolate chip

The cure of everything.

chocolate chocolate chip

by MondoBongoBig November 28, 2022

Chocolate

An awesome food product used in all sorts of food creations as well as used on its own, can lead to sexual pleasure with partner if used in the proper manner. Can also have side effects such as the bending of your toes backwards

"oh look a chocolate bar" eats chocolate "omg my toes are bending backwards!"

by Godfather February 25, 2009