A Choccy Claire is when someone lays on their back and then has someone lays a log of poo between their bum cheeks and then a male ejaculates on top of the poo creating a chocolate eclair.
by Zulu01 November 20, 2023
by God of Choccie October 30, 2021
When a non choccy eater is feelin the choccy. They either want it or they don’t and they’ll probably refuse most times when offered. I guess it must just tantalise their tastebuds more at certain times. Further testing required
Choccy eater: Hey mate, would you like some choccy?
Non choccy eater: Yeh boi I’m in a big choccy mood tonight!!!
Non choccy eater: Yeh boi I’m in a big choccy mood tonight!!!
by Jwillow June 07, 2019
The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
Choccy; To be Choccy'd
Intransitive Verb
To stitch someone up, often by the hands of Choccy himself. See also Tricked, Hoodwinked
Intransitive Verb
To stitch someone up, often by the hands of Choccy himself. See also Tricked, Hoodwinked
by ElonMonke June 03, 2021
Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013