childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.

Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

childhood

when you're growing up with lousy parents and drinking milk as you mature into a fucking retard (when you hit 16)

"look at that retard, he is a twat in his childhood *laughter"

by lophi1 November 4, 2020

secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.

I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.

by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017

childhood

a job where you can enjoy whatever you want and you also get paid for it

PRO gamer: Can you imagine your job being just playing games?

child in childhood: yes

by BachSonata69 November 8, 2021

Childhood friend complex

Childhood friend complex is when childhood friends fall in love together.

Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"

"Did you see X's girlfriend?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"

by Tsk the AI August 30, 2025

Dead Childhood

A pure fucking nonsensical word made up by emo 12 year olds in the gang fandom after hearing bonnie’s lullaby

Some cringy 12 yr old: this song reminds me of a dead childhood

by Shooveli December 5, 2020