[Dick] Cheese

Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.

"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."

by Dick Clean December 20, 2008

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The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

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A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.

"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."

by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014

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a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese

by RussNyc September 9, 2006