Balmy Chips

Cool Beans.
Cool.
Neat.

How'd your day go?
It went okay.
Balmy Chips!

by Will Connelly and Tony Eccles December 3, 2007

ghetto chips

A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they come in. Requires no water.

I was so poor in college that my lunch every day was a bag of ghetto chips during my two-hour lecture.

by Joe Sherrod July 31, 2006

Chips and Salsa

the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.

I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.

by RikaRika March 3, 2010

chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008

chaised

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

by CanaDave October 24, 2009

Chips Funga

It's a Kenyan slang term for a chick involved in a one night stand .The guy never calls her after.
Most of the times she or they regret it later but still go on having one night stands.

Guy 1 : Hey ,remember the fine lass I was with last night ?

Guy 2 : Yes.How can I forget. You said you wanted to bang her bad.

Guy 1 : Well apparently I got some.Didn't even ask for her number.

Guy 2 : Nice!!! She's just a chips funga now....and in. some was...so are you.haha

by Brian254 June 10, 2014

Chapists

The Chapists are groups of people that reign in a humanities education setting. It is the literary religion that accepts all, but remains private and hard to get in to.

"Mommy, the Chapists are listening to symphonies again."
"Don't look, Jack! Walk away."

by Chapa God February 13, 2019