explosive cereal

for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.

james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.

by NeilArmstrongIsMyDad44 May 10, 2019

dick nuts cereal

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

by GoPastTheLimit May 20, 2016

hashtag that in your cereal

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"

Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal

by zugs May 4, 2020

Cereal Orgy

1. When you have multiple cereals, but none of the boxes has enough to make one bowl of cereal, so you mix two or more cereals to make one full bowl.

2. When you have two or more cereals in one bowl.

Lucky Charms, Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Chocolate Rice Krispies, Cookie Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Peanut Butter Crunch, and Chocolate Lucky Charms can combine to make the Holy Grail of Cereal Orgy's!

by hoboace January 6, 2009

Pee in my cereal

To have someone crush your dreams.

Hey I had this awesome idea: maybe we could go to the beach today.

That's an awful idea.

You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.

by asgdrg4g March 21, 2011

CerealBoy

An evil Cereal eating machine origantes from the North Coast of New South Wales in Australia. This creature will stop at nothing for some Cereal (or any other food) and is to taken with great caution. Also known as dumbwench...

"Look out for that CerealBoy! I hope you didn't bring any food!"

by CerealBoy September 1, 2004

X-mas carcass

The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.

Seasons finally over! Time to chuck the X-mas carcass to the curb...

by YAWA September 25, 2017