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carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor
carsexuality pride!
by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022
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Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
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tuner cars

Tuner Cars are usually imports that have been modified after delivery from the factory to deliver increased performance or enhanced looks
by Brevard Tuner Car June 20, 2012
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carse

The moisture and stench build up in your pants after a long, hot car trip. (Car arse) Other examples are-Parse after a long plane trip and Larse-after extended hours on the lounge drinking beer on a hot day.
Fuck! How long have you been driving? I can smell your carse from the other side of the room
by Mitch Everson August 13, 2006
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Carsen

An amazingly attractive guy, ususally with blonde hair and blue eyes. He's super athletic, smart, and a gentlemen. If a girl is able to date him she is by far the luckiest human on the planet, he will treat his girlfriend with the utmost respect and care for her. Carsen is a one in a million guy.
Carsen is the sweetest guy ever!
I wish I had a Carsen.
by kj256hf March 19, 2017
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go to the carshow

Albie: Are you gonna go to the carshow?

Andy: Yeah I'm dumping Lyn tomorrow.

Albie: Iight, coo.
by Tamabas March 23, 2008
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Carsexual

Person: Hey your pretty cute you seeing anyone?
You: Sorry I am Carsexual I only date cars.
by JCe1 August 21, 2020
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