The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea

Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her

by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

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Seth carlson

anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.

person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??

by random837 December 18, 2022

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Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.

guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime

by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022

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owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022

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