caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart

I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.

by carter14 May 8, 2018

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

captian queer

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019

Evacu-cation

a trip that starts off by evacuating from a natural disaster, but upon learning that family, home, neighbors are safe, morphs into a mini-vacation.

We left New Orleans because of the impending hurricane but it turned into an Evacu-cation

by LisaBNOLA October 23, 2008

faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

Vague-cation

When a vacation involves so much partying, you can't remember the details'

"I went somewhere, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I remember."

"I went somewhere on vague-cation, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I really remember."

by SharieD April 18, 2010

e-cation

A virtual vacation taken by browsing the travel sites for your chosen destination.

We were so broke this summer we had to cancel our European cruise and took an e-cation to Greece instead.

by Happy in Hawaii October 21, 2010