fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

by 7ft3 August 31, 2013

Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

clappuccino

when someone is so ugly and people you look at them and all you can say is “clappuccino”

see that bird over there mate she’s clappuccino

by badge1111 December 14, 2021

Have a Cappuchino

Stop cappin'

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'

by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020

Wappuccino

A very hot & frothy (wet-ass) pussy.

Hot foam, served grande, with a slightly bitter after-taste.

I took two sips from the furry cup and realised I was facing a wappuccino.

by King Nobstril November 18, 2020

Yappuccino

When someone serving you up a whole lot of nothing. All they are doing is talking and you do not care.

Chris is giving this girl a yappuccino, chewing her ear right off

by Sebad February 27, 2022

Crappuccino

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

by Silverfoxo June 26, 2017