Cable Chaos

When someone or something is confusing and a tangled mess, but also a pain in an ass.

This event is cable chaos, I just can’t with it.

Susan is such a cable chaos today. Such a bitch.

by ZombieManager April 2, 2022

cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

Vestigial cable

Cable TV offering in many budget lodgings that is more basic than basic cable. Usually a tuning guide one real cable channel and an assortment of lame local channels. Rudimentary cable is a similar weak program option.

We stayed at the Super-8 lat night...the room was OK but the vestigial cable has to be the worst ever.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

Siera Cable

Siera is literally the best person ever. She is utterly beautiful and she is in love with fictional characters

Siera Cable said that she WOULD marry Tooru Oikawa.

by Iwachann November 17, 2020

Cable Locater

A job position that requires a worker to utilize wireless equipment to detect underground communication cables.
Most often workers use a RD-1000 with a "Lucy" pole and a "West" sprayer.

Look at that cable locater doing good locates.

That cable locater did 140 tickets this week, I bet his boss his proud.

by YippieYo November 22, 2016

tweaker cables

Using a cut USB cable to vape a nicotine pod or weed cart without the battery. Usually used by kids who can't buy the battery themselves.

Jimmy was using tweaker cables because his parents don't support his vaping addiction

by boybreeder February 17, 2022

country cable

1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.

2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision

Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.

by Paccy October 11, 2007