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fondle Buddha

Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".
by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004
mugGet the fondle Buddhamug.

buddha heist

the stealing of marijuana or money from another person; preferably a dealer and preferably for a large amount of at least an ounce. Also a clan from NJ who runs shit. this word is copywrited
two buddha heist members set up a deal for a QP and gank that shiat.
by Buddha Heist J January 3, 2005
mugGet the buddha heistmug.

buddha beaver

The pussy or vagina of a virgin that is tight and nice.
That church girls got a nice tight buddha beaver.
by Frazierificus December 6, 2006
mugGet the buddha beavermug.

buddha hands

The layering of solid old-school vibes with healing dashes of synthesized sounds. A tone of contradictions where many things are found. Organic drum&bass, enlightening digitalism, spiritual cynicism and more.
-Yo who should we get to produce our new trax?
-Buddha Hands is the first person on the list, always.
by alwaysboburhead July 8, 2009
mugGet the buddha handsmug.

Buddha Blink

Buddha Blinking is when someone blinks their eyelashes on someone’s butthole.
I caught my parents mid Buddha Blink.. so sick!!
by Stōk Stevens September 27, 2019
mugGet the Buddha Blinkmug.

Buddha Man

A goofy looking male with minimal drip that can do anything and it will be funny to people watching him.
Bro: “Yo that man be drippin, he do be Buddha Man.”
by Federico Fellini December 21, 2019
mugGet the Buddha Manmug.

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