Brando

Magnificent cock, with balls like thunder. He has magnificent hair and a body that resembles a greek god

Wow, I want to fuck that guy. He’s such a Brando

by Not named brando I promise February 23, 2021

Brando

The "Brando" is an evil bloodline from the show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. For Example, we have Dio Brando, an annoying little bitch that rejects humanity.

Jojo Fan 1: Hey, Isn't Dio Brando just the best?
Jojo Fan 2: N.o.

by Dagger The Furry November 27, 2020

brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max

Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets

by bob boberton July 30, 2015

brando alfrado chungus

when youre addicted to shoving things up your rear end.

me: man my ass hurts...
friend: stop being a brando alfrado chungus dude.

by furitcake October 6, 2025

Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

Brando Willyfuck

a lightskin man who plays everyone but big butt women

Girl 1: I told you not to talk to Brando Willyfuck
Girl 2: I know but he’s so fine

by RazerLizard December 21, 2024

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020