cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Branch Boy

A thin, twig like boy, who is White and often acts In a prejudiced manner. He is usually very stupid and rude, and seems to think he’s better than everyone else.

-‘Can you believe that!! That was so dumb, why would he say something like that about her?’
-‘Ugh. What a Branch Boy. Imagine BEING a Branch Boy. Couldn’t be me.’

by PythonMister November 27, 2019

branch line

comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.

1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'

2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!

3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''

by mon bongo December 31, 2009

South Branch

A town in Northern Michigan containing about 3 street lights and one occasionally open restaurant. If you live in South Branch, you probably have at least 4 cats and a beard, and spend entirely too much free time playing video games.

Jay must be from South Branch, I thought I saw a cat in his beard.

by anonymous244 December 20, 2010

branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.

"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."

by seagurl May 14, 2009

knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 July 25, 2016